FoTaD: Welcome back n00b! Where the &#@% you been? Forgetting about your blog is just not cool. Quit being a punk!
Me: Wait, who are you?
FoTaD: Umm, really? You don't remember me? I am your %&$# blog! You better start treating me better or I am GONE!
Me: ...
Me: Well you know, I have been spending more time on Twitter and even Facebo
FoTaD: &#@!&$# You think that new fangled "social media" can communicate better than me? How do you ever manage to express yourself in 140 letters or less? Well?!?
Me: ... Well Facebo
FoTaD: Don't even say it.
Me: But look, on Facebo
FoTaD: Really? Are you going to make me do it?
Me: What? You have a problem with Facebo
FoTaD: Just stop, you are not helping yourself here. Just forget it. I understand now. You think that having lots of "friends" and writing on your stupid-*## "wall" is more important. At least with 140 characters I could believe that you are just warming up for a blog post. But with that abomination that you call ... I can't even bring myself to say it ... Lets just say that if you bring that up here again I will have to delete myself.
Me: Uhh, ok. I won't bring up Facebo err I mean MyS
FoTaD: WHOA! STOP!!! Just stop alright? I get it, you are an idiot that uses retarded social networks to make up for the fact your tiny little brain can't think up anything to write here. I would rather be old and unused than associated with this *$#*$% sites. If you don't have anything else to say than just back it up and leave. We are done. Come back latter after you have thought about how your idiocy affects me. How it makes me feel.
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: *Removes his hands from the keyboard*
FoTaD: That's right just back away, BACK AWAY!!!
Me: *Retreats back to studying for an exam*
FoTaD: *sigh* What a n00b . . .
